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Kicked....right up the Jacksy!

Hoof

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 29th June 2015, 10:16 PM BST

Are we referring to INXS's spilt albumen or Kate Debut's Bush?

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Well now we know why she's called the Blue Nun!

Can I Kick it? Yes I can!

You punt!

Up and Under

'ave it!

Raises huge bony foot and kicks.

It's getting its arse kicked all over the show...nice.

Stick the boot in

Yowch! Stubbed my toe.

I'm not wasting my energy as it's close to the top.

Val Doonican kicked it ...

Size 9 up yer crack.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 2nd July 2015, 3:55 PM BST

Size 9 up yer crack.

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I'm a size 9 too. That said, I would rather you returned my zebra print Clarks boots promptly this time Herc!

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 2nd July 2015, 6:53 PM BST

I'm a size 9 too. That said, I would rather you returned my zebra print Clarks boots promptly this time Herc!

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Sorry for the delay............

The extraction is taking longer than expected owing to a very forceful kick and tight crevice.