writing a few of these about companies recruiting for crappy jobs basically.
SCENE. INT. OFFICE. DAY.
2 men in expensive suits are talking around a water cooler.
HENRY
Hey buddy, see that girl over there.
MAN
Yeah, what about her?
HENRY
I’m hitting that, been seeing her since I started 2 weeks ago. And the best thing is her husband doesn’t suspect a thing, good thing really he’s my boss, his names Alan something haven’t seen him yet.
MAN
I’m Alan and you’re fired!
A shocked look appears on Henry’s face.
Freeze frame.
The actor playing Henry walks in front of the freeze frame.
HENRY
Hi, I’m Henry and I’ve just lost my job. Do you know how I could have avoided this? (small pause) That’s right, with a name badge; unfortunately that particular company didn’t supply them. But thankfully McDonalds do!
CUTS TO:
HENRY in a McDonalds uniform walking through a typical McDonalds with staff working happily.
HENRY
Because at McDonalds we believe in name Badges (Henrys name badge is spelt “HENRII”) so why don’t you join the exciting world of your boss not finding out about your affair with his wife and other things like err… free tomato sauce in those little cups!
HENRY continues to put his arm around a random employee, the employee looks scared.
Fades to black with a rather dull voice over and writing: “Join the world of fast food… someones gotta be lovin it”
END.
next week - being a school teacher, A peadophiles paradise!
