Let's all name stuff Page 2

The as-yet-to-be-written play:

Serendipity, Verisimilitude and Zygote

That feeling you get when the joy of the smell of fresh grass is tempered by the thought of having to rake a lot of fresh grass up

Realising that men's feet were never designed for wearing stilettos.

A jerry can full of barley water.

EDIT: No more stuff?

Raining cats and dogs by proxy:

When it would be raining cats and dogs except the rain is so heavy the cats and dogs are sheltering above the clouds.

You only know they are there at all because of all the dead birds and dead rabbits parachuting down onto your head.

Seeing a ghost and then realise it isn't because it is you that is the ghost.

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Seeing a ghost and then realise it isn't because it is you that is the ghost.

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Oh dear.

Be like my parents.

Permanently 38, actually 169 and intending to live until 2097 when they may reach "39".

Next category:

Me As Opposed to I.

Oh yes - this one means a hell of a lot to me as it will do to you and them and hence us.

In contrast, I am not particularly bothered.

Seeing a yeti and realising that he/she is the Earthman and you are the invader from out of space whose ancestors landed here many millennia ago.

Having a feeling people are confusing "stuff" and "concepts".

Realising that there is more than one nit-picker on the forum.

Doin' a Ron Flushmore:

Finishing a competition with people arguing whether you were the winner or the runner up.