It said, Put only tissue paper down the toilet. So I shat on the floor.
Toilet humour Page 2
PLOP!
Damn, mis-timed it.
Just spent an hour looking at mine, nothing funny about it. Although the flush did raise a wry smile
I think that singer Charles Aznoarseole, he's fulla shit, right?
Dan Dann The Lavatory Man. Can't get more lavatorial than that.
(Detective Constable Slobotham: "I am a police detective & I must warn you that I shall take down anything you say"
Dan Dan The Lavatory Man: "Alright. Trousers"):
I have a sink in my room, so in the morning I don't have to get to the toilet. Still gotta wipe my arse afterwards though.
I called my supersized goldfish Vindaloo, because it will be hard to flush when the time comes.
Level 42, their parents and their kids suffer from diarrhea. Runs in the family.
My colleague complained that there are not enough toilets in our office. Actually, I think the place is full of shit houses.
I suffer from premature ejaculation and diarrhea. Easy come, easy go.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 3rd October 2016, 2:55 PMI suffer from premature ejaculation and diarrhea. Easy come, easy go.
This thread has gone down the pan. It's a load of shit.
When I watched Hostel, I shat myself. And I still haven't finished.
Is it correct to say, I shat or should it be I have shat,
I shat
you shat
he shat
You shats
We shats too
They shat
Geri Halliwell has a theory ejaculation cures constipation. It's called, Cream if you wanna go faster.