Let me start by saying I cannot pay anything at the moment.
I have a news satire website which is getting around 3-5k visitors per day at the moment. I'm expecting that to increase as I'm doing a fair bit of promotion and advertising.
I'm looking for some writers to join my team. You can write as and when you want, the only requirement is that you write satire catered to a UK audience.
I will create you an account on my Wordpress site, and you're at liberty to post whenever you get a good idea or feel you'd like to submit something.
If you don't think your English or writing skills are good enough - don't worry. I'll edit all posts before they go live on the site.
Get in touch if you want to give it a go! The link is in my signature.