Notice last night when catching the news, there seems to be a spate of bizarre ministers names croping up.
And they were all asked to comment on Brown's speech, so I thought it might be a laugh or possibly a giggle to make up some, please join me. Or just stare at me oddly.
Peter Ouut, Minister for Apathy.
"Pfffff.... Meh"
Mr Hilter, Minister for War. (With a nod to MPFC.)
Ben Wanken Minister for Family Planning
Egon Bacon - Minister for Food
Lee V Lightons Minister for Global Warming
Duke Ptolemi Grinwold Archibold Rayborn the III Minister for Social Equality
Ian Duncan Smith Minister for Noise Pollution
Cloe Estheborders Minister for Immigration
Fook Me Minister for Internet Brides
Sandy Bags Minister for Floods
H. Ivy minister for sexual health.