COP 1: [Phonecall] It's been 3 hours, you still with that car you pulled over?
COP 2: [Watches endless stream of clowns exit car] *sighs* Yes
Cop Sketch #3
Good. Rewrite it in proper script layout and I think you've got something worth sending to people.
BTW, Perry Bible Fellowship did something similar to this sketch. You can see it here: http://www.pbfcomics.com/258/ .