Horny Teacher
(Middle-aged math teacher being given a warning by the principal in the principal's office. Teacher unsure why he is being disciplined, but very nervous)
Principal: "Listen, I do not enjoy this part of my job, I don't enjoy having to treat my colleagues like they are kids, you know?" (Principal sits behind his desk, opposite the teacher)
Teacher: "Yeah but I just have no idea why I'm here... I haven't been cooking meth ifthat's what your wondering?" (Teacher asks, anxiously trying to brighten up the mood, but is disappointed as the principal forces a smile)
Principal: "No no no, its nothing like that... Some of your students have been... complaining..." (Principal hesitates)
Teacher: "Well you can't give me the class of pot-heads then whine about low test-scores" (Teacher replies, worried its about the poor grades his class have been getting)
Principal: "No...the students have been complaining about your regular...blatant...erections..." (Principal struggles to speak the words, waiting for teacher's reaction)
Teacher: "What!? (Slams fist on desk) "Thats absolute nonsense!"
Principal: (Clears throat) "Umm how about you stand up right now?"
Teacher: (Looks down to crotch) "Id rather not"
Principal: "Exactly. Now, as im sure you will understand, this cannot happen in a class-full of kids..."
Teacher: (Interrupts principal) "Fine, don't worry, just give me one more chance, I promise I'll stop them!" (He pleads)
Principal: "This is the fourth time I have called you here! Parents are not getting any happier that their kids have to look at your erect penis all day!"
Teacher: "Well what can I do? I am a functioning male and this is what happens to me!" (Stands up in rage)
Principal: "Yeah but most functioning males wear trousers" (Points to the teacher's, now visible underwear)
