[1ST DAY, NEW JOB]
ME - [Tapping on car window] Step out from the car please, sir.
MAN - What?
ME - Nice and easy, Hands where I can see them.
<CAR SHOWROOM BOSS COMES RUNNING OVER>
CSB - I don't think selling cars is really you, is it?
I like the premise and misdirection but feel the boss needs a stronger punch line, any ideas?
Quote: Nick81 @ 16th February 2015, 12:25 PM GMT[1ST DAY, NEW JOB]
ME - [Tapping on car window] Step out from the car please, sir.
MAN - What?
ME - Nice and easy, Hands where I can see them, do you on this vehicle sir
ME- No and I'm not likely to now you loony
<CAR SHOWROOM BOSS COMES RUNNING OVER>
CSB - I don't think selling cars is really you, is it?
I like the premise and misdirection but feel the boss needs a stronger punch line, any ideas?
dunno does that help
Quote: sootyj @ 16th February 2015, 12:36 PM GMTdunno does that help
Nice, cheers Sooty.
You could try reversing it, maybe.
We see a cop screaming, "Turn around! Face the car! Hands on the bonnet an equal distance apart!". The guy does it and the cop says, chummily, "Excellent, I'll take it". We pull back to reveal it's a car showroom, and the guy says, meekly, "Very good, officer. Err, can you take ther handcuffs off now?"
COP: TURN AROUND! FACE THE CAR! HANDS ON THE BONNET!
[Cuffs/throws man in car]
COP: Excellent! I'll take it.
CAR SALESMAN: [Crying] Ok.
Shortened it to this for Twitter, cheers Gappy 