*DATE*
MOUSE -I've had a lovely time.
BOA CONSTRICTOR -Me too.
M -My friends said you were only after one thing.
BC -As if!....Goodbye hug?
*DATING AGENCY*
"And she didn't turn up?"
"No. I waited an hour."
"Maybe *sniggers* she couldn't find you."
<WHERE'S WALLY STORMS OUT>
*FIRST DATE*
DATE -So, what do you like doing for fun?
ME -(Looks at bill) Seeing if I fit through restaurant toilet windows.
DATE -....
First gag is pretty funny. Second not so, third predictable but keep going bum to seat pun to paper and see what comes up. good luck.
Cheers for the feedback. I actually love the second sketch as you wouldn't see Wally till the end of the sketch. As for the third, I don't get how it's predictable?
I'm not sure #3 is long enough to be predictable!
I like #2. #1 is OK - wrong animal, though, I think.
Cheers Gappy. What animal you think instead of mouse?
Quote: Nick81 @ 6th February 2015, 4:50 PM GMTCheers Gappy. What animal you think instead of mouse?
I know boas do eat mice, but to my mind I'd find it easier to visualise the death hug with something from the bigger end of their diet, like a squirrel or something. I laugh more if I imagine the bones crunching ina satisfactory way. But probably that's just me. 
All nice
But agree with Gappy that 3 seems more like a funny line than a hit home quickie