How about..
If your Asylum Claim fails the first time, give it another go, it's easy!
Motto For the UK Page 3
Following the tone of the last few posts, what about:
Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Führer.
The jews wouldn't like it. I'd keep out of Finchley for awhile..
"Englund cum in ur welcum"
How about, 'We're English so we'll just bend over and take it up the ass'
Well, I'm glad I got that off my mind anyway! 
Here's another go:
England - the country of Shakespeare - the home of bigoted c**ts
How about..
England - the land of opportunity - if you can grab it fast enough before it's overwhelmed..
striving for mediocrity
'You won't come across happier faces'
That's a great add for a porno mag! 
How come we've suddenly moved from United Kingdom to Great Britain, now to England for the last few posts.
What about "Scotland. Shat on by Margaret Thatcher and still not recovered"
Not recovered? Howso? You have your own Parliament for starters.
Point taken Aaron. But living here still makes you feel like 2nd class citizens.
2nd class to who, English citizens?
Who have no political representation of their own, no say over the Scottish raj who rule them, etc etc.