"Looking to spend millions of pounds on a stupid motto, then everybody goes, eh? wtf is that supposed to mean?"
Motto For the UK Page 2
'Come in, all welcome, shit anywhere!'
Quote: Gavin @ September 23, 2007, 2:58 PMMostly Harmless
Nonono, that's Earth!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 23, 2007, 2:59 PMMy Dad came up with the name POLAND MARK 2.
Had to admit a little giggle.
I tend to refer to Slough as Poland2 now...
How about...
"Persecuting the English, and screwing everyone in general, since 1997." 
If it moves we can tax it...
If you tax it, they will come.
Actually, that doesn't make sense. Sounds bloody good though.
(So quite apt for 'new' Labour I suppose.)
"If you builder, you can come"
'Think not how you might benefit your country but what Benefits your country might have for you'
Very witty!
"Made in Britain"
"Laid in Britain!"
"Paid in Britain!"
Help save the indigenous majority from extinction!
Drunk, Fat, violent and Stupid and theiy are our good points
How about
If at first you dont succeed in citizenship Try & try again.
or
In case of an emergency, please dial a foreign hospital.
or
If you are British, your country needs you.....To F**koff