I've had my confusions with chocolate. Imagine the horror of discovering the ulterior meanings of the word 'Bounty.'
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'Mr Right' might not like a woman who is bored...
To find the right man, you've got to be the right woman!
Oooooh deep! 
You're right...i need to be right before i can find mr. right. I feel like i've hit an epiphany!
Quote: EllieJP @ September 26, 2007, 9:41 PMOooooh deep!
Anyone want this one? No?
What on earth are you auctioning?
Quote: Aaron @ September 26, 2007, 9:50 PMAnyone want this one? No?
Aaron...you're not helping the situation! 
Quote: Cinnamon @ September 26, 2007, 9:51 PMWhat on earth are you auctioning?
Me! 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 26, 2007, 9:34 PMOne man I dated said he didn't like chocolate. He didn't last long!
Surely it would leave more for you.
Starting at £10!
... £8?
... £5?
... Ok, £2, last offer!
David you're not doing very well pimping me out!!
Quote: David Chapman @ September 26, 2007, 9:53 PMSurely it would leave more for you.
Yeah, but women don't think things through logically like wot we do.
Well...I do need a door stopper......I'll give you ten pence.
I'm sure that there's no need for such a desperate solution.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 26, 2007, 9:54 PMDavid you're not doing very well pimping me out!!
Sorry Ellie.
What are your most saleable assets?
Okay... and Ellie, you can share me with Rubes, I don't mind.
Quote: David Chapman @ September 26, 2007, 10:08 PMSorry Ellie.
What are your most saleable assets?
Oh well definitely my smile...and thats it! Go David GO!!
Quote: EllieJP @ September 26, 2007, 10:11 PMOh well definitely my smile...and thats it! Go David GO!!
Not your "glorious baps"?