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Celebrity Big Brother 2015

A show most pretend not to watch!
It's car crash TV at it's worst this year.

Already two contestants have been kicked out (or as they put it 'removed')

Jeremy Jackson (who?) for pulling open Chloe Goodman's (who?) dressing gown to 'cop a look' at her bosoms.... dirty bastard.

And Reg Holdsworth (Ken Morley) for being an absolute disgusting bell-end. I bet yewtree are looking at his files as we speak. He also used the word 'negro' twice, this after being told by a very nice black man it wasn't acceptable and by big brother.

There is the most annoying American man I have ever seen on TV who feels he has to talk over everyone and ends every sentence with a long drawn out inflection.
It's almost unwatchable because of him.

And katie Hopkins known for her acerbic tweets seems to be getting overrun by the other characters.

Only me watching it then :)

OH Lordy! A bloody brilliant pastiche of modern day attitudes-- love it!!!

I never liked Ken Morley, now I know why.

I get the feeling Katie Hopkins is going to totally ruin her reputation as prize c*nt and is going to end up quite well liked.

Im Watching it to,i am so happy ken morley got kicked out,what a disgusting old man and abit of a perv aswell.

I couldn't stop laughing when I read Ken Morley's quote about the bathroom being the best place to go and look at women's arses.

I do wonder, though, why people's agents think it's a good idea to put them in non-scripted environments.

Oh wait, it's because of their 10%...

What the f**k is everyone complaining about? I thought that's what the viewers wanted.

And no I don't pretend not to watch it - I don't watch it. It's in all the papers.

Quote: Ben @ 13th January 2015, 10:06 PM GMT

non-scripted environments.

You sure about that?

I've never, ever watched 'Big Brother', Celebrity or otherwise. I imagine it might lead me to smash the TV by hurling a chair at it.

I only ever watched the John Lydon one which is where Jordan first invaded Andre.

Thats Im A Celebrity Chappers

I saw the original one with John Hurt. I also saw the one where they were invaded by zombies. That was good.

The series I missed was the one where they deliberately got some c**t who they knew would act like a c**t and stuck him there with some other c**ts. Then the first c**t acted like a c**t, the papers all said 'this guy is a c**t'. He was told not to act like a c**t, he acted like a c**t again. Then he was kicked out for being a c**t. Then he apologised for being a c**t, claiming "I'm not really a c**t". But no one believed him.

:D

It's actually not very good viewing this year. There are no redeemable characters or anyone that might turn out to be a nice person.

They all have such fragile ego's for completely self centered people.

Calum Best is the only hope...

It definitely is car-crash television, in a sense that I'd rather choose being involved in a serious, head-on car crash, than ever watch a minute of it.

I did like Katie Hopkins mocking Perez Hilton

I hate myself

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