British Comedy Guide

What's Your Job?

Every occupation attracts candidates with a specific psychological profile.
Vulnerable children attract perverts.
The Police attract cowards needing to be trained as bullies.
Traffic Wardens Uniforms attract those with low self-esteem.
Nursing attract women with big fat arses.
Food preparation attracts nose picking, bollock/fanny scratching dirty bastards.

Any more?

Comedy attracts people with crushing sterotypes?

The critique forum of BCG at 4.10 in the afternoon attracts the lazy.

Why is this in critique I'm the first place?

It's part of a stand-up routine.

Here's some more Will.
A hotel owner has banned male homosexuals from staying.
Not because of homophobia but simple economics.
It's cheaper to clean spunk from blankets than skidmarks.
Lesbians welcome.

Sorry jerf, I'm blind drunk and this strikes me as neither funny or original. It's easy for anyone to resort to stereotyping. In fact that's the basis of a stereotype. Be better than that. Also just because you say not because of homophobia, doesn't mean the joke isn't homophobic.

I crossed a computer keyboard with a beatbox once, but got accused of stereotyping

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