British Comedy Guide

Cop Quickie

EXT. DAY. DRIVEWAY.

A POLICE CAR DRIVES AND PARKS OUTSIDE A DETACHED HOUSE.
A COP EXITS THE CAR AND PUTS ON HIS CAP.
HE RINGS THE BELL. AS THE DOOR OPENS HE REMOVES HIS CAP.

THE PERSON WHO OPENS THE DOOR IS ALSO A COP.

INTERIOR COP: Oh my god... What's wrong?

OUTSIDE COP: Not a thing mate... You got my cap.

THEY EXCHANGE CAPS.

ENDS.

That's funny.

To be honest, I think you can get rid of the car pulling up and all that. Just start with a door bell and the opening door.

Cheers Gappy.

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