British Comedy Guide

Dear diary

int. girls bedroom
we see her writing on her book

holding her pencil to her cheek so impressed with her self
girl (v.o)
dear diary, I gave my first blow job he is head of the footbal team
i have braces so I was so shy

int. girls bedroom / sometime earlier
football guy walks in and drops his pants

girl (v.o)
i like how he was so straight to the point dropping his pants
i told him in text message to walk in with his eyes closed
oh how I heard his mones I really needed to practice

CU football guy moaning as hes getting his blow job

int. girls bedroom
oh his moans so sounded so clear,

as he finished he walked out and then jumped in his car and drove off

oh as my twin brother came inot my room and layed next to me he has braces too
you taught me so much I will never forget it

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