how easy is the quens live and the royals
us we pay for there shit,
she drives past waving in her flashy car while us crack heads wake up in the morning to go see the showthat's stoppin traffic, snort some lines while where waiting
but we aint really waiting want to hook up with some hot chick that loves the royals thinking shes gonna be royal as she waves her banner
so you walk up next to her as shes waving her banner for the queen
hey cal me desperate pick up spot were ever I take it
so I'm there net to hot chicks wearing hot desinger clotthes I'm next to them wantin a jab, but how do you pick up these royal lovin chicks
i'm there in prime position these chicks so hot wearing and looking like kate middltton I'm stuck for a pick up line
hey I think your so hot plus how about that queen and the royals ey, no shit you would think I would get blown off right?
no the chick says to me oh there totally awsome!
i say yer they are totally awsome, this dig actually workin
i mean true story , chicks say yer and dig you get onto it boys
who would have known standign in the crowd digging the kate middleton walking past would get you a bang
so I totally standing near this chick wearing kate middlton dress, saying oh you totally look like her
oh you think so she says? I say yer
once the parade is over I say lets go back to my place ( she does)
i end up taking her back to my place , I wack on the song lorde royals song that works to
she dancing with me I my apartment wearing the blue like kate middleton
i take her into my me bedrroom and
i bet you all wondering were the punch line is ??/
there is none audience it f**king worked there is no punch line baned that broud
to no tomorry there is no punch line
well there is one as she left she said ,
so your into the royals
i said
oh yer baby you was great,
see ya next royal parade, hey she smiled at me and walked out I sat there thinking that bitch they only come every 7 years
