so I have this idea
as I have said before not a comedian but comedy writer
so I have this idea guy fat guy waiting for a pizza, when you go up to order a piza they take your name down
so he walks into the pizza shop, he is dressed as adolf hitler with a jewish hat
int. pizza shop
fat guy walks into pizza pizza girl asks him what pizza you would like
character
hello I would like a german jewish pizza
pizza girl
what pizza would you like a jewish german pizza
fat german guy
no I want a german jewish pizza
pizza girl
a german jewish pizza
fat german guy
yes
pizza girl
sorry we have no pizza buy that name
fat german guy
well give me this meatlovers we germans love the meat
pizaa girl
meatlovers and what name I put it under
fat german guy
adolf hitler
he calls in his young song from outside also dresed in hitler uniform
fat german guy
and some chicken wings for my apt pupil
fat german guy
put my name on pizza screen so I can see it hitler and apt pupil
the pizza girl walks away and talks to her boss andcomes back
pizza girl
i'm sorry we do not serve anyone boy hitler
fat german guy
i no you don't serve itler no more I just want pizza
pizza girl
i'm sorry we not serve hitler
fat german guy
i no you not serve hitler I want you to serve hitler and apt pupil
pizza girl, and boss walk up to the desk
the boss of the pizza shop addresses him
pizza boss
i'm sorry we do not serve your kind here
a family o arrmish walk in and sit down next to him and next to his apt pupil
german fat guy
(to the armish)
can you believe they will not serve me and my apt pupil here
armish guy
nobody serves hitler anyomre except on tuesdays loook at the sign
the german guy looks up at the sign, hitler activists on tuesdays specials
