Granddad fell out of his nursing home bed.
He was prescribed Viagra hoping the resultant erection would limit his rolling about.
Unfortunately a carer mistook the oral pill as a suppository and shoved it up his arse.
The error was found when................
He Had a sudden hardening of his stools!
or
His tongue went stiff,
There are loads more!
Quote: FunyHaHA Not Funy Strange @ 26th December 2014, 12:19 PM GMTHe Had a sudden hardening of his stools!
That's good.
He kept insisting he was at the Viagra Falls
Nobbed
I didn't stop there because that joke is as old as 'Viagra' itself.
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ 26th December 2014, 11:02 AM GMTGranddad fell out of his nursing home bed.
He was prescribed Viagra hoping the resultant erection would limit his rolling about.
Unfortunately a carer mistook the oral pill as a suppository and shoved it up his arse.
The error was found when................
I don't think it needs anything adding.
My own ending is;
So the poor old fellow fell out of bed and broke his hip...or
When he went for a shit he shattered the lavatory bowl with a turd as stiff as a scaffold pole,
I wonder who won?
I don't 