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on trains too, if you was to jump up and down in street , youd be taken away as public nusence but on the buss drunks can do it there just ignored , train and bus rules, a guy can be talking to himself on a train but its different if hes talking to himself in public space on train its the norm

on a train this is the time when if you ant to have a good go at yourself this is the time, call yourself an idiot , get off then back on again for as long as you like just make sure to wear half eated jeans and shake your head a bit

Quote: sootyj @ 24th December 2014, 12:13 AM GMT

why is anyone encouraging this shit

i think shit should be encouraged Wave

so anywho I'm looking for someone in australia I can market and can write comedy with me , as my background is in TV aswell so can do the entire speil

shown a bit of my material hope you all like it.

except for of course the one that encourages shit which I'm all for (flag wave :)

Quote: sootyj @ 24th December 2014, 12:13 AM GMT

why is anyone encouraging this shit

so are you the one they call shit for brains? I think your kewl
i normally don't trust anyone with a question mark over there head
but you seem tops

dont listen to them , listen to me - " you are not shit" and your not crap either

Quote: sootyj @ 24th December 2014, 12:13 AM GMT

why is anyone encouraging this shit

you are totally going to get there, you are going somewhere in life

Quote: sootyj @ 24th December 2014, 12:13 AM GMT

why is anyone encouraging this shit

Because it's Chrrrrrrriiiiiissssstttttmmmmmaaaasss!

Quote: sootyj @ 24th December 2014, 12:13 AM GMT

why is anyone encouraging this shit

I'm reading no more. The bad grammar, spelling and lack of punctuation are making my brain hurt.

Quote: keewik @ 24th December 2014, 4:21 PM GMT

I'm reading no more. The bad grammar, spelling and lack of punctuation are making my brain hurt.

i'm dislexic so please look past the grammer ")

Quote: comedywriter dude @ 26th December 2014, 6:32 PM GMT

i'm dislexic so please look past the grammer ")

Sure I've heard that somewhere before . . .

Dyspraxic you aged, bumberclart.

And I like to think my English has improved.

Surely dyslexia is the condition surrounding written skills?

Is there any way that comedywriterdude could ask a friend/relative/mammal to check through his stuff prior to posting?

No because he's a plain vanilla, wind up artist.

Another David Smith? No...

Agree that it's truly painful to read though.

We are all Dave Smith

how odd that's my 50,000 th post

Quote: sootyj @ 26th December 2014, 9:10 PM GMT

No because he's a plain vanilla, wind up artist.

Or, to put it plainly, an arsehole.

Fair enough.

Quote: comedywriter dude @ 24th December 2014, 12:03 AM GMT

so are you a comedian I'm not a comedian I'm just looking for a professional to deliver my meterial

Your material isn't very good

Quote: shaggy292 @ 26th December 2014, 9:54 PM GMT

Your material isn't very good

Does that chat up line ever work with miliners

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