Back in the country and legal now.
Joined UKIP and have to give a after dinner speech.
Are there any political jokes you can give me.
Political jokes
You come over here and expect to get given things for free?
I thought you were against that sort of thing?
Booyah for Mr cowards
Boom 
Quote: Tony Cowards @ 16th December 2014, 12:53 PM GMTYou come over here and expect to get given things for free?
I thought you were against that sort of thing?
no one is going to try to compete against that! pure genius :-)
I come to here with wives an eight children not for Housing Benefit or Child Allowance, though these are very welcome, but because the people are so nice.
The UKIP dinner went well, my jokes weren't very good, nobody laughed.
I introduced myself to a very kind member who offered to pay for my wives, children and myself to go back home to Pisorf.
I declined as I'm not from there and can't even find the place on the map.
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ 16th December 2014, 11:23 AM GMTBack in the country and legal now.
You're 74, mate, so I'm sure you've been legal since at least the late 1950s.
Ben, The world is a stage mate, and we are all actors.