Hi there,
Written a sketch and was hoping for some feedback. Any thoughts would be greatly appreciated!
OOMPA LOOMPA GETS THE SACK
MANAGER: OK MR Oompa Loompa
OOMPA LOOMPA: Please! Call me Graham
MANAGER: The thing is Graham. Although it's great having someone at
our chocolate factory who has worked with the reclusive Willy
Wonka, I'm afraid it's not working out
OOMPA LOOMPA: What do you mean? I'm the hardest worker here! I'm the only
one who can sing!
MANAGER: Actually it's your singing that's the problem
OOMPA LOOMPA: What do you mean?
MANAGER: Well, Sandra from accounts has to guzzle down sweets for her
low blood sugar, and you said she's 'eating as much as an
elephant eats'
OOMPA LOOMPA: That was poor judgement on my part
MANAGER: Not only that but Nigel from budgeting was talking about his
son Jason, who's misbehaving in school, and needed some
positive reinforcement. You called his son a 'brat and and
spoiled as a siamese cat'
OOMPA LOOMPA: Listen we weren't all that politically correct over in Wonka
I can tell you that much!
MANAGER: It's just basic manners really. When Sally asked you whether
you saw Strictly on telly last night you said she has an IQ
of 3
OOMPA LOOMPA: Fine! Fine! Message received. Is that all then?
MANAGER: Well there's something else I need to tell you
OOMPA LOOMPA: What?
MANAGER: We've decided to make you redundant.You have to clear
your desk by 5:00PM today
OOMPA LOOMPA; OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DUNT
MANAGER: (interrupts)I'll have to call security if you don't leave
Graham!