National Rage Day then
ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
National "Talk Like a Pirate" Day! Page 3
I could put my name to that! 
1 Hi I'm collecting for national rage day
2 Thwack!
1Thank you, have a nice day now
2 Wallop, PUNCH, JUMP, MAIM, PULVERISE!
! Your extreme generosity knows no limit.
It just sounds like mugging to me, Loopey won't be happy about that! 