I suppose the good news is that it's just one day.. 
National "Talk Like a Pirate" Day! Page 2
Aye! 'An I be in me 'appy place. Garr
By Jove. Chock's away lads. Those Junkkers are going to take a drubbing today gentlemen. What was that? Ah I thought it was Pilot's day today.
National Talk Like a Prat Day!
Gives BSG'ers a real opportunity to get it on out there!
Who's a pretty boy then? Oh sorry I thought it was national Talk Like A Parrot Day 
my friend said that to me this morning and has spent the whole rest of it asking me if I want a cracker...
Arrr, he be askin' fer a beatin'. One o'me crew will bring th' cat. 'E'll be weepin' fer Davy Jones!
I notice it's actually INTERNATIONAL talk like a pirate day. Monsiuearrrr
Guten Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg
I might have known it'd be a bloody foriegner's idea!
You're not really entering into the spirit of this are you old chap (arr)
What makes you say that?! Is it over yet? 
Well I can't help but notice these little things. Tell you what, how about we declare a National day for something of our own tomorrow - like National Don't Answer the Door day
That's no good, I never answer it anyway in case they want paying!
We could go round with collection envelopes
I'm smart, me
Yes, that's always a winner .. collecting for the McCanns, NSPCC, RSPCA, etc. etc.