It's tomorrow 
everybody use it wisely!
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National "Talk Like a Pirate" Day!
Yarr?!!
Yarr me hearties!
Avast!
Pirate talk Ahoy maties!
its been a whole year already?!
"When in our society will we see a man with an eye patch and not think pirate, I saw a guy in a suit and an eye patch and the first thing I thought was ARGH!! Where's me meeting?! Hold me calls! ARGH!!" - Demetri Martin
(funnier if you watch him)
I love that bit.
I've always wondered if pirates get a good dental plan along with the job.
I think it's very difficult finding dentists on the high seas.
What about the pension plan then? The Pirates' Union must be seething!
I wanna see the photos from the work outing. The Crew of the Black Skull go to Butlins - Summer 2007.
Or the time-lapse pictures from CCTV cameras as they cavort drunkenly through the local shopping centre at 2:53 am...
I always liked the idea of a poop deck...
The cleaners don't.
"Agnes! That John Silver bloke has been crapping in the boardroom again!"
"They never learn Betty.......they never learn.....".
Arrr!
I be in Fiddler's Green a'morra!
Back ta me sweet tradin'
Argghh