Hi guys,
I'm looking to meet someone who wants to write the world's greatest ever sitcom and then spend all the money on outrageous fripperies such as a Llama shaped golden pencil sharpener and other exotically shaped stationary. Failing that we could just whack off a half decent sitcom and try to make a living without getting up at 6am every morning.
I am originally from Hull but am currently being raped by my landlord in Chelmsford, Essex while I work a job I hate more than that red papery skin that covers monkey nuts and gets stuck on the back of your throat like a cat's pubic hair.
Without going all plenty of fish on you my ideal partner would be someone around the same age (I'm 44) with an off beat sort of view of the world and an intense hatred of David Cameron and all he stands for.
Apart from that I am open minded and will take what I can get (I have definitely strayed into Plenty of fish territory here)
As for influences it's mostly everyday stuff that really annoys me and as I mentioned before the fact that I don't want to get up at 6am any more.
So gimme a shout and lets make sitcom history!