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Quote: Marc P @ 24th October 2014, 5:45 PM BST

I like my shopping aisles like I like my women!

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"Clean up on aisle 3" will bring up unpleasant images from now on.

Quote: Marc P @ 24th October 2014, 5:45 PM BST

I like my shopping aisles like I like my women! always telling me to remove my unexpected item

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I thought it was self service

So I went to the check out girl at Sainsburys and gave her a right good look up and down.

Put the clock back tonight...... I didn't take it.