Thought I had a shot with this 30sec AD, though I must admit the Independence Chat Line sketch was very funny.
DEVOMAX/SECESSIONIST MOVEMENT (30sec advertisement)
ENGLISH VOICE: Do you want the feeling of independence without all the trouble of staffing embassies and developing a sustainable economic plan? Then pick up the phone and order DEVOMAX, the exciting new product available exclusively from Westminster. If you order right now you might get your DEVOMAX in as little as a month, or maybe a year, or probably never. But what if you really do want independence, but don't have majority support?
RUSSIAN VOICE: Then pick up phone and order INSTANT ARMED SECESSIONIST MOVEMENT today. With your INSTANT ARMED SECESSIONIST MOVEMENT starter kit you'll be able to:
CHEERY MODEL: ORGANIZE REFERENDA...
RUSSIAN VOICE: Ninety-nine percent YES vote guaranteed.
CHEERY MODEL: LAUNDER MONEY...
RUSSIAN VOICE: Bye bye currency problems.
CHEERY MODEL: and PROTECT YOUR AIRSPACE.
RUSSIAN VOICE: So don't delay. Order INSTANT ARMED SECESSIONIST MOVEMENT right now. (FAST DISCLAIMER VOICE) Please allow two weeks for delivery. Offer valid until military hardware runs out.
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