From thread that was off topic
Chappers:- I don't really like Keith Lemon either.
HGT:- Gets on my tits after a couple of minutes
OR:- That long?
You're right - OK, 10 seconds. 
Chappers & Oldrocker re Keith Lemon
You're just jealous of his celebrity lifestyle.
You could say that about anyone
And my cock.
Yes, I saw it when I Googled the image - magnificent.
I didn't get this smug by being any good at writing that's for sure!
You said it........
Well I wrote it actually!
Hair splitter
Ok... Enough with my love life!
You're jealous of my glove life
Quote: Marc P @ 20th September 2014, 10:42 PM BSTOk... Enough with my love life!
But that's split splitter ennit? Not hair.