THE DOCTOR IS LOOKING AT SOME TEST RESULTS AS A MAN WAITS PATIENTLY (DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?) FOR NEWS.
THE DOCTOR UMS AND AAHS TO HIMSELF AND FINALLY HE SPEAKS.
DOCTOR: Your heart's not good. It's not good at all. You're going have to take it easy from now on. Very easy indeed, I'm afraid.
A FEW SECONDS SILENCE
MAN: What about sex?
DOCTOR: Stick to the wife.
ENDS