Comedy, satire, social commentary....
Writers wanted - 500 word articles - anything goes
'If you want pay do go away'
With this offer very good luck
Now be a good boy, off you f**k!
(No charge)
No pay? Um... minimum wage springs to mind.
Minimum brain maybe 
Bit of satire there.
Good points. Offending reference removed. This is a voluntary, enthusiasts site at the moment (for laughs, not profit). ALL writers are credited with their full name and (if they want) blog, website, Twitter feed etc. Apologies for any confusion guys. We've had 3 industry (short) interviews, with another 3 due next week. Do take another look!
Good man 
Industry interviews, I spoke the National Coal Board and they weren't at all funny.