British Comedy Guide

Skit: "Trash Talk"

What up homies, how are ya'll? A real thug has gotta know how to trash talk when things get heated, you know what I'm saying?

3...2....1.... Kick it:

Two heavy middle weight mixed martial artists have their arms interlocked, foreheads a few inches apart and fixed in a power stance. It's an intense stare down leading up to the ring in the pre-fight hype after their weigh-in.

Clint: I want to rip your heart out and then eat it with my ferocity.
Brock: My knuckles and your face are the perfect star-crossed lovers for a romantic tragedy.
Clint: You can only be identified by your dental records after I'm through with you.
Brock: You're so lady like.
Clint: Hey, that's not nice. That cut me real deep, man. Whitney dumped me a week ago because she said I wasn't man enough.
Brock: I feel the same way too. My old man always tells me I have to toughen up because I'm a sissy to him.
Clint: I feel you, man. I get judged just because I wear a skirt. I just like the breezy feel between my legs, it makes my heart skip a little.
Brock: I know that feeling! Sometimes I just like to wear red lipstick when I sip on my wine glass because it makes me feel sophisticated.
Clint: Oh wow, that is something. When I wait in the rain, I like to pose in a way that accentuates my curves because I like to flaunt my sexuality.
Brock: Well I was born as a lady, actually.
Clint: No just stop it. There's no way you're more of a lady than I am. Your shoulders are too broad.
Brock: Excusez moi? You're the one with the Brad Pitt chiseled jaw line here.
Clint: What honey? Don't talk to me like that Prince Charming, you seem like the dark and tall handsome man straight out of a fairy tale.
Brock: Shut your mouth you ruggedly good looking man with an overly sculpted muscular build.

They then proceed to french kiss in front of the sports press and their sponsors.

Interesting, the end certainly differs from your expectations from the start

MIght be a fun journey if they went from tough fighters, to admitting their feminine/cross-dressing penchants, and ended up queenily taunting each other, and probably more vicious than when they started.

I like your idea very much Gappy. And what did you expect to happen in the beginning Mikey?

Well, to fight obviously

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