ATMOS: COMPUTER SOUNDS LOW HUMMING
CAPT ROGERS:
Captains log .We are currently navigating an unexplored region of Xlaxonian space.
JILL ROGERS:
In other words, we're lost again
CAPT ROGERS:
We're not lost! Now keep it down I'm recording. Captains log continued I am going to attempt- to decluster the flux capacitor
JILL ROGERS:
You can't even rewire a plug,
CAPT ROGERS:
Will you be quiet for just 2 minutes!
JILL ROGERS:
As joint captain I feel it is my duty to point out when we are lost, which we are! If that's alright with you captain.
CAPT ROGERS:
You're not joint captain, there can only be one captain, and that's me! Look it says it on my badge. You can call yourself first officer if you want, or captains wife it's up to you. Just whatever it is do it quietly please.
JILL ROGERS:
Ok Captain! Carry on please Captain, I'm sure we're all hanging on your every word Captain.
CAPT ROGERS:
This is the captain again we are experience unexpected interference, whiney annoying interference. hopefully it will pass soon so that we can continue our mission in peace.
JILL ROGERS:
Captains wife's log: There is a strange droning noise coming from the Captains chair. If it continues for much longer we fear it may cause Nausea among the crew
CAPT ROGERS:
Captains log: there seems to be early signs of mutiny, the crew are definitely looking like they are revolting really really revolting.
JILL ROGERS:
Captains wife's log: the ship is currently stranded in deep space due to the incompetence of the captain, we don't know how he got the job as it certainly couldn't have been his looks. Oh yes that's it.. he has a badge!
CAPT ROGERS:
Listen I know what I'm doing and I can do it a lot easier if you leave me to it, I have the situation firmly under control
FX: LASER SOUNDS & AN EXPLOSION
.
JILL ROGERS:
Oh well I'll leave you to it then, the ships on fire & we're under attack well done keep it up Captain
CAPT ROGERS:
It's probably just a blown fusebox!
VARDOX:
Attention we have crippled your defence system and we will destroy your ship unless you surrender in 90 of your earth seconds.
JILL ROGERS:
Carry on don't mind me Captain. Surrender when you're ready
VARDOX:
I warn you puny humans, that if you do not comply..... Shutup I'm trying to destroy this ship....Grrr you always do this Ok hang on! Humans! the joint captain wishes to speak to you.
VARDINA:
Hello please ignore my husband, he won't be destroying your ship or any ships today. Oh hi Jill.
JILL ROGERS:
Hi Vardina I told him not to come this way, but he wouldn't listen
VARDINA:
Males of the species eh, can't live with them, can't disintegrate them with a concentrated radiation burst.
JILL ROGERS:
Haha yes and believe me I've tried. Anyway I've plotted a course back to our star system
VARDINA:
Thanks Jill see you next time, give my love to all the humans we haven't destroyed.
JILL ROGERS:
Will do! Bye Vardina.
CAPT ROGERS:
So my plan worked then? Phew that's a relief
JILL ROGERS:
Shut up Dave.
