British Comedy Guide

Inspired by the sunshine

ALEXANDER THE GREAT IS SITTING ON A HILL WITH HIS BACK TO THE VIEWER WEEPING
ARISTOTLE RUNS UPTO HIM WEARING A TOWEL. ALEXANDER IS SURROUNDED BY A FEW POTS SELLING WILTED FLOWERS AND OVER PRICED ANCIENT GREEK OWN BRAND LAGER

ARISTOTLE
What is it my prince, what vexes you so

ALEXANDER
I looked at all lands and I wept because there were no more worlds to conquer.

ARISTOTLE
My prince that's a great achievement, your name will echo through out the halls of history. Truly you will be the king of kings.

ALEXANDER
Then I went to the opticians and realised all I'd conquered was next doors Mataland

ALEXANDER TURNS AROUND HE'S WEARING THICK NERD GLASSES

ARISTOTLE
You got me out of the bath for that, you've got displacement mate. Hey that gives me an idea.

ARISTOTLE RUNS DOWN THE HILL, KING LEONIDAS IN A SUPERMARKET UNIFORM PASSES HIM ON THE WAY UP

LEONIDAS
This is not Mataland this is Spa, now leave ta!

LEONIDAS BOOTS ALEXANDER UP THE BUM ROLLING HIM DOWN THE HILL

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