I wanted to be the first to get this in, as the priest said to the choirboy.
CLIFF PRICK HARD
POLICE STATION. POLICEMAN.
CLIFF RICHARD (off) Move it! (enters)
POLICEMAN So, Mr Richards?
CLIFF It'll be me.
POLICEMAN I think you, well, er...
CLIFF Please don't tease.
POLICEMAN You said...
CLIFF 'I love you.'
POLICEMAN And...
CLIFF 'Do you wanna dance?'
POLICEMAN And...
CLIFF 'I could easily fall in love with you.'
POLICEMAN To...
CLIFF The young ones: Some people, Bachelor boy, Carrie. She's so beautiful, My pretty one.
POLICEMAN During...
CLIFF My kinda life: Summer holiday, On the beach, From a distance, In the c**t...
POLICEMAN I beg your pardon?
CLIFF ...Ry.
POLICEMAN The Next Time, Please don't fall in love.
CLIFF Johnny?
POLICEMAN Don't talk to him, Constantly.
CLIFF We don't talk any more. (nods) The only way out...
POLICEMAN I believe in you. (shakes hands)
CLIFF (to audience) It's all in the game. (leaves)
POLICEMAN The minute you're gone...
