Aldi - "Like a branded skirt. But with less friends"
Tesco - "Have 2 sons, but can only afford one? Buy one get one free on all boys trousers"
Asda - "Want George to be your BFF? you're better off at ASDA"
Back To School Clothes (add your own!)
Waitrose - "The same quality clothes as the other supermarkets, but it's twice as expensive."
Safeways - "Classics school Uniforms"
Morrison's - "Lets face it, your kids are going straight to prison, they will get their Uniform free!"
Iceland - "Got no idea why we are selling clothes!"
John Lewis - "Never knowingly undersold, we just don't care if you can get it cheaper!"
Target: "Where your bachelor's degree goes to die."
K-mart: Shop Till You Dropout
Walmart: Cause the Plan B pill wasn't available at the time
Quote: NateSean @ 21st August 2014, 1:01 PM BSTTarget: "Where your bachelor's degree goes to die."
K-mart: Shop Till You Dropout
Walmart: Cause the Plan B pill wasn't available at the time
Spar - Buy 8 cans of Tennent's Super get a free school shirt for your little brats.
Lidl - Steel toe capped school shoes - Don't get bullied, get even.
Happy Shopper - Boys school trousers 2 for £1 - We won't tell anybody if you don't.
Apple Shop: Cos when your phone breaks you can't ring us can you, genius!
Clarks Shoes: Because children don't get bullied enough at school
Long Tall Sally: It's for you really isn't it sir!
Starbucks: For when you have two hours to kill, but no friends to go to the pub with!
Burtons: Your kids have ruined your life, why not get even?
Sears: Look at all the cool things you could own if you weren't stuck in the Juniors Department.
Kappy's Liquor Store: You, you over there in the Sears parking lot, do your kids really need lunch money?
JC Penny: Your kids are too good to buy their clothes in the same place you can get a buzz saw and motor oil.
Khols: Cause JC Penny was slightly out of your budget and we're in the same mall.