British Comedy Guide

World stingiest time traveller 2014

SCENE1

GRACELAND HOME OF ELVIS, ELVIS'S BODY GUARDS THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM WEARING BLACK ARMBANDS, AND WEEPING UNDER THEIR SUNGLASSES CARRY A HUGE COFFIN OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR THEY'RE STAGGERING UNDER A HUGE COFFIN THE POORLY FITTED LID HAS A HEAVILY RINGED HAND DANGLING OUT OF THE SIDE.

THEY STOP AND WITH SOME EFFORT GET THE COFFIN OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR.

SCENE 2

A LARGE CROWD SLOWLY MOVE AWAY FROM A GRAVE SIDE, THE STONE AT THE GRAVE READS
"Thank you very much, the King"

WE SEE THE WORLDS STINGIEST TIME TRAVELER HIDING BEHIND A TREE HOLDING A SHOVEL

SCENE 3

THE WORLDS STINGIEST TIME TRAVELER STANDS IN FRONT OF A LARGE BBQ FLIPPING BURGERS, THERE IS A LONG QUEUE OF PEOPLE MAYBE HUNDREDS. AS SOME WALK AWAY WITH BURGERS THEY'RE SPITTING OUT RHINES STONES AND JEWELED RINGS ETC

FOCUS IN ON A PAD IN THE STINGIEST TIME TRAVELERS BACK POCKET WHICH READS
Get cheap meat for church BBQ

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