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Happy birthday Marc P

Happy birthday Notorious P
Who's life is serendipity
You love to cut up slags
And conceal them in harrods bags
You'll get jail from here to eternity.

Happy birthday, P-Meister!

HapPy Birthday!

I feel guilty for lying now. But still send money.

Tut tut.

Happy birthday fella

Marc P have you been f**king my dog again

Quote: Marc P @ 13th July 2014, 12:01 PM BST

I feel guilty for lying now. But still send money.

I'm not bloody paying, I should really call the law on you.

If you missed post don't worry I will have another birthday next week

I found a couple of florins in an old piggy bank the other day. Will that do?

I have a BIG 1982 50p piece here and I don't know if it is legal tender.

If you throw in the piggy bank! Ah the smell of a rain washed florin :)

Quote: keewik @ 13th July 2014, 5:30 PM BST

I found a couple of florins in an old piggy bank the other day. Will that do?

Quote: billwill @ 13th July 2014, 5:56 PM BST

I have a BIG 1982 50p piece here and I don't know if it is legal tender.

All money is tender to me,

It wasn't tender to my teeth when I tried it, so maybe I will tenderise it with a big heavy hammer.

Lol

Quote: Marc P @ 13th July 2014, 6:01 PM BST

If you throw in the piggy bank! Ah the smell of a rain washed florin :)

I'll have to get the piggy bank out of the wheely bin but if you don't mind it smelling of rotting fish, that's fine.

Best bubble wrap it then :)

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