Thought I'd start with a song, since I used to be the only one who posted these crappy things!
FIFA's Outrageous Song
To the tune of VIVA Las Vegas (Elvis)
Lots of countries bidding for one goal
It's The World Cup they desire
There's a whole lot of money just ready to earn
So get those stakes up higher
There's a hundred men in suits all
Waiting out there
Some of them still think the process is fair
But the votes seem to go where there's most cash to spare
FIFA's outrageous, FIFA's outrageous
[SEPP BLATTER/FIFA EXECUTIVE]
How I wish that there were more
Then the thirty-two teams who get to play
'cause even if there were forty more
We couldn't ever squeeze out enough pay
Oh, there's Russia and Qatar who strike a good deal
The fortune we make daily is simply unreal
We don't pay any taxes and we get free meals
FIFA's outrageous, really outrageous
FIFA's outrageous they ignore gay-bashing
Long as Russian cheques keep cashin'
Turn-a blind eye to Ukraine
It's so outrageous - in Qatar in the summer
Is there anything dumber?
If you play there once, you'll never re-hy-drate again
[SEPP BLATTER]
I'm gonna stand and re-run, because I'm-the number one
Though I said this was my very last time
To those who'd overthrow me
Well, you can just blow me - 'cause you can't pin any crime
I'm-like Berlusconi without the wig
An old scheming, chauvinistic pig
Let's hold the World Cup on a North-sea Rig
FIFA's outrageous, greedy and dangerous, seems it's contagious
FIFA, FIFA's outrageous
(original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP6b4vMV_4o)
Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And they're all livin' devil may care
And I'm just the devil with love to spare
Viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas
How I wish that there were more
Than the twenty-four hours in the day
'Cause even if there were forty more
I wouldn't sleep a minute away
Oh, there's black jack and poker and the roulette wheel
A fortune won and lost on every deal
All you need's a strong heart and a nerve of steel
Viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas
Viva Las Vegas with you neon flashin'
And your one arm bandits crashin'
All those hopes down the drain
Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime
Turnin' night into daytime
If you see it once you'll never be the same again
I'm gonna keep on the run, I'm gonna have me some fun
If it costs me my very last dime
If I wind up broke up well
I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time
I'm gonna give it everything I've got
Lady luck please let the dice stay hot
Let me shoot a seven with every shot
Viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas
Viva, viva Las Vegas