Quote: beaky @ 11th July 2014, 7:08 PM BSTYou have to be in Ireland, not Scotland.
Oh, bugger!
What would you tell your younger self? Page 2
I'd tell my 24 year old self to try and persuade mum to go to the doctor six months earlier. Maybe she would still be here.
On a less serious note, I'd tell my 17 year old self to make sure you get Melissa to take her bra off when you have sex, because in a couple of weeks she's going to dump you and you'll realize you never got to see them in all their glory.
Quote: DougWonnacott @ 11th July 2014, 10:48 PM BSTI'd tell my 24 year old self to try and persuade mum to go to the doctor six months earlier. Maybe she would still be here.
On a less serious note, I'd tell my 17 year old self to make sure you get Melissa to take her bra off when you have sex, because in a couple of weeks she's going to dump you and you'll realize you never got to see them in all their glory.
and 
I'd tell me to interrogate my father about his origins and early life. I've found out many interesting things in the family tree but wish he'd told me the stories.
Not to be such a lazy git.
If you poo in your underpants, don't bury them in the garden
Did you?
Yep
Didn't we all?
Ahhh I'm not ashamed
It was months ago now
Quote: lofthouse @ 26th July 2014, 7:33 PM BSTIf you poo in your underpants, don't bury them in the garden
If you poo in the garden don't bury it in your underpants.
Quote: lofthouse @ 26th July 2014, 7:45 PM BSTYep
Didn't we all?
Ahhh I'm not ashamed
It was months ago now
Lofty, sometimes I worry about you - as if I don't have enough to worry about!
Quote: lofthouse @ 26th July 2014, 7:33 PM BSTIf you poo in your underpants, don't bury them in the garden
Did it grow into a shitty pant Bush?
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 26th July 2014, 7:45 PM BSTIf you poo in the garden don't bury it in your underpants.
Quote: lofthouse @ 26th July 2014, 7:33 PM BSTIf you poo in your underpants, don't bury them in the garden
Did you end up with a nice big underpant tree?
Quote: sootyj @ 26th July 2014, 8:44 PM BSTDid it grow into a shitty pant Bush?
No
And here's the strange thing
I actually hid them under the garden shed
And there they stayed for years
Eventually my dad decided the shed needed to go
Oh bollocks!
He dismantled the shed and I waited for my shameful secret to be exposed
But they were gone
Gone !
I've often wondered what the hell happened to them
And the strange thing is, just days later Margaret Thatcher was hounded from office
I can't help thinking the two things aren't connected in some way....
Was it something to do with her being an auld shite?
Did same butler shloss head up.the enquiry into skidgate?