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What would you tell your younger self?

If you could talk/write to your younger self, what would you tell them?

I'd tell my teenage self my parents thought they made the right decision. Don't worry about the life experiences you miss out on from the choice they made, a person you meet because of that choice will become one of the most important people in your life. I'd also tell myself not to worry about people I think are talking to me just to be nice. Some of them are but they aren't important.

I'd tell him to invest in Microsoft.

I'd advise myself on the answers to a few medical matters that caused me trouble for a several years.

Do your homework a bit more often/prepair for exams...it`s worth it.Teenage life would have been a lot easier than it was.
Oh, and you don`t have to drink every bottle you see on parties.

Don't hide your vegetables in your pockets - and then go and bury them outside in the garden when mum and dad aren't watching

Staying alive is the first rule of life.

Learn how to say what you need to say using 140 characters or less.

Hang about with a 70s BBC employee, so you can sue them later.

Get on the BCG early!
They were handing out Clique cards like confetti when it was only BillWill & Methuselah

Don't bother

Don't bother

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 11th July 2014, 12:33 AM BST

Get on the BCG early!
They were handing out Clique cards like confetti when it was only BillWill & Methuselah

Of course, they were Clique stone tablets in those days ;)

Don't bother working hard for any qualifications, just dress up as an old woman and swear a lot. The BBC will throw money at you.

Be Banksy.

Quote: fasty @ 11th July 2014, 8:42 AM BST

Don't bother working hard for any qualifications, just dress up as an old woman and swear a lot. The BBC will throw money at you.

Well, I'm still waiting! Angry I've even taken to drink to see if it improves my chances, but nothing.

You have to be in Ireland, not Scotland.

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