Lol that's ok then. I did know the conflation by the way was just pointing out it's not PC. I was asking you to define the idea behind the joke because without that you can't craft it. The average age for a girl to grow pubic hair is 10 by the way, so you may wish to revisit that element.
If every joke was pc there wouldn't be many? But it's not finished I will take some time out tonight to sit re-write and improve some jokes and re post and I will do so untill people actually say "yeah that's quite funny" then I will be satisfied
There would be f**king thousands. Fact. Unless you are talking about the ones Fat Barry likes down the pub. Or aspire to a gig in an open mic night at a social club in North Norfolk where the last time they saw a black man he was a chimney sweep.
Ok fair enuf you are quite right there I will take some time out tonight and write a clean pc joke that is not offensive in any way then you can let me no what you think
Fair play. The book is by John Vorhaus by the way.
It doesn't have to be clean or bereft of foul f**king language by the way.
Quote: Olliet @ 17th June 2014, 10:43 PM BSTI'm starting off doing stand up as I'm just starting off if you steal my jokes I suppose it's ok.. That's if you find them funny? Here is a couple for you
The fear in the elderly people when you walk up to them in a street is a picture. They always worry about the youth of today mugging and I suppose rape? I would never mug or rape anyone... Unless it was a really good opportunity.
Talking of fear I am the sort of person when walking down the road will avoid conflict I will even cross the road if I think someone looks like they want to hurt me e.g anyone bigger then me or just being black would be enough.
Here is just a couple please don't take it to heart if your old big or black or all if your really unfortunate.
sounds like early ricky gervais stuff , and went on to become one of the biggest twats in the world !
Also one of the richest comidians in the country everyone's entitled to there opinion tho
I bow to your greater knowledge in this respect STT if you are claiming greater intellectual or aposteriori knowledge.
Quote: Olliet @ 18th June 2014, 3:51 PM BSTAlso one of the richest comidians in the country everyone's entitled to there opinion tho
So is Boris Johnson.
Don't worry about my definition. Look it up in a dictionary if you don't know what it means.
Yes you were quite right I had absolutely no idea what it meant. What are the chances eh?
No thanks the words I use are carefully chosen and serve clarity and deftness of expression. It's one of the things I am good at.
Quote: slarnder @ 18th June 2014, 3:35 PM BSTsounds like early ricky gervais stuff , and went on to become one of the biggest twats in the world !
Sounds nothing like early Ricky Gervais stuff. 
"A white man, a black man and an Indian walk into a bar. What a wonderful example of an integrated society"
Native American!
Ok, no need to answer your thread title question as I think it's already been established by your offerings that you're not as funny as you thought (bad spelling and grammar make things a whole lot worse and adds to you not being taken seriously)...but...good to see a newbie on here who wants to have a go and improve and get some feedback from other writers.
