That sounds great, but don't be afraid it's not even dark yet
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My genius protects me remember. 
Bottle, lamp or ring?
Oh yes I forgot about that but you can never be to careful, there are some unscrupulous people out there who want to steal your genius and use it for evil purposes.
it's usually the sperm!
Yes they seduce it out of you with sweet smelling perfume and eyes that sparkle in the light, and then you have to pay a ransom for the next eighteen years. But luckily you are a genius and should be able to spot any signs of foul I mean foreplay.
I wear the spectacles for a reason!
Well I hope you went to Specsavers for them.
Goodness me no. 
If somebody does manage to steal your sperm I am going to say that you should have gone to Specsavers, then I can be the smug one.
Think richter scales it's a whole load of smug!
I don't know who that is, I have heard of Prunella Scales
Before my time.
No not before my time, she was in Fawlty Towers. You must be thinking of Thora Hird.