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Pun song titles about food and drink

Another radio show on Saturday. The theme this week is food and drink and for one of the features I'm looking for pun song titles. For example...

Yoghurt the Look - Prince & Sheena Easton
I'm just a Jelly guy - John Lennon / Roxy Music
Saturday Nuts alright for fighting - Elton John

I'm planning to read out a Top 20 rundown and for the number one I'll pick my favourite and I'll announce who came up with it and play the song. I'll give a shout out to all contributors anyway. :)

(Too Shy - Catch A Fugu)

Wine Time - New Order

Stout - Tears For Fears

Swede Head - Morrissey

Meat On The Ledge - Fairport Convention

Gin Genie - David Bowie

That's All Fried - Elvis Presley

Into The Great Wide Oven - Tom Petty & THB

Garlic It Up - Kiss

Turnip On Again - Genesis

Pepper Don't Preach - Madonna

How Can You Mend A Broken Tart - Bee Gees

You Vinegar - Bee Gees

Chips Don't Lie - Shakira

Brawn In The USA - Bruce Springsteen

Doner - 10cc

Sprout In The Fields - Gary Moore

I'm Going To Lose A Lot Of Beer Drops - Willie Nelson

Ghost Riders In The Pie - Johnny Cash

Astral Twix - Van Morrison

Sauce - Abba >_<

Give Peas A Chance - John Lennon

We Don't Need Another Aero - Tina Turner

Buddy Can You Spare A Dime Bar - Al Jolson

Wok This Way - Aerosmith

California Creaming- The Mamas and Papas

Welcome to the house of Bun - Madness

Uptown Grill - Billy Joel
Since Jager Bomb - Rainbow
Hold the Lime - Toto
I Want to Hold Your Ham - The Beatles
The Boysenberries of Summer - Don Henley
Pork to Me - Stevie Nicks
To All the Girls I've Loved Beef For - Julio Iglesias/Willie Nelson

99 Bread Balloons - Nena
Dancing Queenies - ABBA

Bette Davis pies ~Kim Carnes

Griller ~Michael Jackson

Prawn this way ~ Lady Gaga

You braise me up/Frying without wings ~Westlife

Too much Foo Yung ~The Specials

Happeas - Pharrell Williams

Dolly Mixture- Jimi Hendix

Smells like Cheese - Nirvana

Heh, I knew you guys wouldn't let me down - thanks :)

Onward Egg and Soldiers - Traditional Hymn

Korma Chameleon - Culture Club

Little Red Courgette - Prince

Pappadom Preach - Madonna

Wake Me Up Before my Cocoa - Wham!

Two Tripes - Frankie Goes to Hollywood

Lazy Sundae Afternoon - Small Faces

Blueberry Hill-Fats Domino

The Salad OfJohn And Yoko-John Lennon

Cheeseburger in Paradise-Jimmy Buffet

The Onion Song - Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell

Bangers And Mash - Peter Sellers and Sophia Loren

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