The latest Panty-liner can absorb the equivalent of 8 pints of John Smiths.
So the 'ladies' can dance around their handbags all night without going for a piss.
The downside is that, the swishing of the piss of 6 or 7 dancing ladies can sound like they are white water rafting.
I can just about imagine the scene which is slightly funny, but the joke generally doesn't work, I'm afraid. Maybe it's the way it is written vs. the actual concept? I'm not sure, it's just...meh.
What is the equivalent by the way of eight pints?
By the way; What is the equivalent of eight pints?
Shintree, I would love you to rearrange the piece so that it reads better.
By the way welcome.
Come along Jerf, no capital letters after a semi-colon. You are uni educated for God's sake man!
I wondered if you'd spot that, well done.
I keep em peeled!
By the way, a gallon.
It's the same thing isn't it?
OK, 4.546 litres.
That's better, good man!