British Comedy Guide

A Short History Of Psycho Analysis

Sigmund Freud, the father of Psycho Analysis concluded that all human behaviour is powered by sexual urges. He was the first to explain the 'Oedipus' syndrome in simple terms; It's OK to love your mum but not rural style. He was also the first to recognise the correlation of talent and penis size.
Leonado Da Vinci was huge in the trouser department. It was said by his peers that he could stick a paint brush down his pipe and creosote a fence with it. There is some evidence he painted the 'Mona Lisa' with this method. So gentlemen you can measure your own talent. Please don't confuse centimetres with inches. The ladies are different, they like to be on the small size. No woman wants her Labia to resemble a pair of John Waynes saddlebags. Measuring their talent is different. It' not linear but area so they have to employ the equation Pi R Squared. Good luck with that.

You keep telling yourself that, Jerf ;)

Put that tape measure down Marc

It is getting a bit heavy.

Sent this to Shark Radio, what's the chances?

Fin.

Is that a shark warning Godot?

It was supposed to be a play on 'thin' but get out of the water anyway.

I was looking for constructive criticism

constructive ? to be honest , I did not find it funny but maybe that's just me , I only laugh at funny stuff .

With due respect sir, what you mean is that you only laugh at stuff you consider funny. I'm sure there is stuff that you find funny that I wouldn't. Hailing from Dorset are you sure it wasn't the 'Rural' reference that upset you. Or doesn't your tape measure have millimetres.

I didnt find this particularly amusing either I'm afraid.

Otterfox. "I didn't find this particularly amusing either I'm afraid"
As I read that, I thought of Noel Coward. I see you at your 'work station' wearing a silk waistcoat, puffing on a menthol cigarette through an ebony holder treating the keyboard almost with distain.

For me I thought it could be longer Jerf.

What do you think to my 'Duck Soup'.
Please critique 'Nolly' style.

MarkP
In my mind am I suppose to add, 'Off a short pier'

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