Quote: JustKie @ 22nd May 2014, 2:53 PM BSTI don't think Marc wants to be your life partner.
You can't tie the notorious P down, well not unless you pay him first.
Quote: Marc P @ 22nd May 2014, 3:00 PM BSTPay me enough I am very flexible
That's what I just said.
Advertising for writers on BCG or Chortle is rather like driving along a dirt road to a collection of labourers and yelling
"Hey who wants a days work labouring?"
Except you seem to be yelling
"Hey who wants a days work as a neurosurgeon?"