On YouTube, the Scenes We'd Like To See clips from Mock the Week always have a ton of original entries in the comments sections. These are some of my entries. I'm going to put the subject above the entry so you'll know the context of the joke. For shits and giggles.
Bad Things to Say On a First Date
When I said things were crazy at my last job I failed to mention that I didn't actually work in a hospital for the criminally insane.
Bad Things to Say in a Job Interview
What would my previous employer say about me? Well if they ever find him, the forensics team could tell you.
Unlikely Things To Hear in a Documentary
"If we examine the bones of this prehistoric creation, it truly boggles the mind how John McCain could still be walking the Earth."
Unlikely Things To Hear on Daytime TV
Today on The View, Barbra Walters and Whoopie Goldberg interview survivors of the most recent disaster: Justin Bieber's visit to China.
And these were all I could find, minus the ones I posted in another thread.
Here's another one I did. It's hard to find YouTube comments, so I'll just post them when I find them.
Unlikely Things to Read on a Packet
Part of a balanced breakfast. Assuming, that you haven't spent your entire paycheck on this.