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Quote: Jonathan Whitelaw @ 11th April 2014, 12:06 PM BST

A friend of mine in school was told he should become a hairdresser by a career's adviser. He's now a film director.

He still ends up saying "Cut" lots of times every day, so maybe the careers' adviser was on to something.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ 11th April 2014, 1:27 PM BST

Just trying to imagine Godot as a chief detective in something like Midsummer Murders -

Villager: Inspector Godot! Reverend Muldoon has been murdered!

Godot: Good, he was a f**king paedo. I hope the killer cut his bollocks off.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Ben @ 11th April 2014, 6:43 AM BST

And the courts of the land were saved a million police brutality cases.

Actually I think I would have made a brilliant copper as I'm so petty. I would literally have arrested everyone I saw doing wrong. There'd have been no discretionary warning, just the caution and the handover to the designated detention officer.

Oh well.

Capo in the Gambino crime family

I'd show them cock suckers a thing or two

This topic has reminded me that I seriously considered Brewing as a career when I was around 15/16 - at that time I was on more of a Science path. Never shown any interest in it since; did used to mess around with a chemistry set when I was a kid though.

Weird!

I probably just thought it sounded a bit cool/different.

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